Steve: I am SO done being a woman!
Tony: I am so done with your bitching, get some clothes on and lets go out for cocktails and make guys pay for them
Steve: How can you think of drinks right now?
Tony: I’m always up for free drinks whether or not I have a penis…
Steve: Oh my god
Tony: It’s like you don’t even know me Steve
(via fyavengersgenderswap)
I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP
#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’
please put this movie in my face
OH MY GOD THAT IS PERFECT
I NEVER NOTICED
BUT HE TOTALLY SMILED
BECAUSE IF HE WERE IN LOKI’S POSITION
THAT’S WHAT HE WOULD SAY
OMG THIS MOVIE IS GREAT IN SO MANY WAYS
(Source: lostiel)
Birthday wish by ~Kvelde
(Source: lucasbryants, via foralbuquerque)
“So, lieutenant Carter, huh?”
“How did you..? Oh. Remind me to never tell anything to Bruce.”
“You know Bruce, he’s a gossipy little green monster. Back to lieutenant Carter though. So he promised you a dance, is that right?”
“Yeah. Except he was a she.”
“Interesting! That was a bold move considering it was the 40s.”
“Shut up, Toni, you’re drunk.”
“Hey, Cap?”
“What?”
“You know, I could teach you to dance…”
“Nah, I don’t think so. I’ve seen the footage.”
Part of a ripoff of that comic book cover where Captain is holding an uncoscious Iron Man
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers genderswap dreamcastXD
