“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I’ve been really miserable because of my shitty job and stuff, and I’ve got no one to talk to. Well, technically I have, but I know they’d only tell me to suck it up.
Hey, Hannibal fans, you may think you’re in love with Mads Mikkelsen, but a few years ago a 19 year old Norwegian woman named Hedda H. Robertson had a book published entirely about lusting for him, masturbating to the thought of him and hoping he’ll one day notice her.
I JUST GOOGLED THIS AND IT’S 100% PERCENT REAL